Johnny Sly Headstone T-Shirt


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This Johnny Sly headstone t-shirt makes a unique gift for your favorite biker. The machine washable shirt is a thicker heavier cotton, that is still soft and comfortable. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability.  And the epigraph on the Johnny Sly headstone t-shirt is hilarious!  It’s a great Halloween tee that’s also suitable for anytime of the year.  What more could anyone want in a tee?  Order yours today.

• 100% ring spun cotton*
• 4.5 oz (153 gm)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

*Sport gray color is 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

The male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).

The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).

Please refer to the size chart for all size lengths and widths.

Did you know people used morbid or dark humor for headstone epitaphs as far back as (pardon the pun) the Dark Ages?   Scientific studies attribute our use of it to several reasons.  However, my best friend summed up the best reason for humorous headstones in one sentence.  “You can’t avoid death, the best  you can do is get the last laugh.”   Meanwhile, why not grab this headstone tee and share the laughs?

Want to see more funny epitaphs? Click here to see our entire Headstone Humor Collection

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Care Instructions

  •  Machine wash inside out, in cold water. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn’t use any fabric softeners.
  • Your shirt can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang dry works best. 
  • For ironing, use a cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.  
  • Do not dry clean.

If you see a halo around your shirt or notice an unusual scent when you remove it from the package this is a result from the print process that happens occasionally and will go away when washed.


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Size Chart

Size guide
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28